I’m just going to come out and say it… too many females in the charts at the moment are pants.  I mean no disrespect to the artists on a personal level, but frankly the public seems to have lost the plot a bit.

Granted, Adele genuinely deserves all the praise and adoration she gets, and Gaga surely knows how to tear it up, but I just can’t figure out how Cheryl Cole, Nicole Sherzinger and that bird off N-Dubz keep reaching the dizzy heights of success with such poorly written records and a lot of auto-tuning.  Jessie J‘s debut album was a corker, but she’s also turned into a bit of a posing scream-monger since she wandered like Tulisa and all the others, into the “get your tits out, love” world of so-called “talent” shows.

So I thought I’d try to balance things out a bit, and…